After Jessica Ahlquist, unabashed teenage atheist and crusader against bullshit, successfully sued her Rhode Island high school to take its prayer mural taken down last January, we hoped that she'd be able to take her $40,000 scholarship and ride off triumphantly into college sunset, confident that she'd be equipped to handle any religious hand-wringing she might meet later in her life. Unfortunately, the flower peddlers in Cranston, Rhode Island are not just famous for their peonies (although I'm sure those are lovely) — they're also earning renown for their ability to nurse a grudge.
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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