If you've seen the stultifying ouroboros ad for Kate Upton's Super Bowl ad for Mercedes, then you're probably bored. So bored, in fact, that you've taken to the Wall Street Journal blog to reinvigorate your lust for life, your joie, your wonder at the bacterial Caligula orgy we so blithely call "life." But you've been betrayed by the cultural firestorm that is the Wall Street Journal, because it is also wondering about Kate Upton's ad for an ad, wondering just why it is that advertisers seem to think what the ad-gobbling American public wants is another entry in the women-washing-cars-in-slow-motion genre.
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