The modern world is a treacherous place for romantical, tandem bicycle relationships, a place filled with cynicism, internet snark, and full-page newspaper ads encouraging married people to be total sleazeballs. People just aren't pair-bonding like they used to, and while some of us have accepted the fact that divorce rates are higher, and that people are marrying later (or not at all) because lobotomized sycophants like Steven Crowder are the loudest proponents of the marital institution, others like the Oxford ethicist Brian Earp think that married people just aren't trying hard enough to stay together if they haven't taken ecstasy together and played naked freeze tag in their subdivision. For the kids.
Jezebel · Doug Barry
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