Ashley Madison, the attention-starved company that aims to facilitate extramarital affairs, has released a fairly gross, Super Bowl-themed print ad (what is this, 1985??) in the San Francisco Examiner. The ad features a lady ref wearing a mini-skirt. Two football teams leer at her while she flips a coin that, quite frankly, is far too large for her hand. Based on these unrealistic proportions, it seems pretty obvious that Ashley Madison's founder Noel Biderman has taken a time machine back to the middle ages and enlisted a monk who dabbles in graphic design to handle all of the Ashley Madison print ads.
Jezebel · Doug Barry