Let's Have a Drag Race Kiki to Celebrate the Season Premiere

Last night, RuPaul's Drag Race debuted its 5th season and — oh — what a season it's looking to be. Already, this fishy bunch of queens (seriously, have you ever seen a more beautiful group of drag artists in your life?) are throwing shade left and right with rivalries born and rivalries rekindled. There's a narcoleptic who learned to swim when her uncle "pushed her off a log," an insufferable 21-year-old drag queen fresh out of art school, Camille Grammer and former winner Sharon Needle's boyfriend Alaska who made her grand entrance wearing a horse mask then later danced around the work room naked. "The reason she walked into the room with a horse face is because she is a horse," remarked competitor Coco Montrese. Congrats, Sharon Needles!

Anyway, let's take this time to talk about the best, most interesting parts of yesterday's episode. Sure, we're probably not hanging out in RuPaullywood, but that doesn't mean we can't tuck back and pretend.