Oh, no! Michelle Williams, your third favorite member of Destiny's Child (right behind LaToya and LaTavia), is now saying that the group's much discussed Super Bowl reunion might not be happening after all.
"That's not confirmed. It is rumored," she told WRUG Media Group. "I'm gonna be in the musical Fela! I hate to disappoint the people and tell them that it's not true."
True things about Williams' statement:
1. It is not confirmed.
2. It is rumored.
3. She is gonna be in the musical Fela!
4. Michelle does hate to disappoint people (in Destiny's Child, Beyonce is the funny one, Kelly Rowland is the shy one and Michelle Williams is the "I hate to disappoint people" one).
Put all those true statements together and it seems like Williams is denying the Super Bowl reunion when really, it's just a red herring (Williams is also the tricky one). As one Gawker commenter noticed, the Fela! website lists Michelle as not appearing in the cast from January 31st through February 3rd, freeing her up to dance behind Beyonce without any other obligation on the day of the big game.
NICE TRY, WILLIAMS.