I know, right?
Lindsay, there's finally a reason for you to sober up! Tina Fey told E! on the SAG red carpet that she hopes there will be a Mean Girls musical. YOU BETTER NOT BE YANKING OUR CHAIN, FEY!
When asked about said the possibility of said musical, Fey answered: "Maybe! We want to. I would love to," "I'm trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Rock and I think Paramount's onboard."
Also fetch, Fey is impressed with Mariah Carey, and not just because she's Mariah Carey:
...Tina already has one musician in mind to take on one of the now-iconic parts: Mariah Carey.
"I loved it!" Tina gushed when asked about the recent American Idol fight between Mariah and fellow judge Nicki Minaj over Mean Girls. "And I think Mariah won. Like, Mariah seemed to really know all the characters."
During the spat, Ms. Carey was adament that she was no Regina George and Tina agrees: "Maybe she can play Amy Poehler's part in the musical."
YES YES YES, a million times YES! I want to see Mariah Carey sporting a velour Juicy Couture tracksuit and misaligned nipples sipping "virgin" margaritas and singing about being a cool mom.
If you can hear me, please please please make this happen. I promise to never write anything mean about you ever again. Also, I love your skirt, where did you get it?
Laura and Everyone Else
p.s. For more on Fey's pressing career updates, check out what she said after she won for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series at the SAG Awards tonight. (Spoiler alert: New Muppets movie!!!)