This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's psoriasis patches.

Kim, 32, who was diagnosed with psoriasis on Keeping Up With the Kardashians in 2011, read online somewhere that breast milk helps treat the flaky skin patches associated with the condition. So, naturally, she borrows some from her sister's bottles for baby Penelope.

Or in the (actual) words of Kim, grown woman and expectant mother: "Ew! Ew! Ew! That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have it come out." So, yeah, that happened, and it was televised. You're welcome. [Us Weekly]

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  • Some woman got hit with Justin Bieber's stray Nerf gun bullet and now she wants all the $. [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, his ex Selena Gomez had a birthday party. [Hollywood Life]
  • Vanessa Hudgens cut her hair. [Us Weekly]
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  • Burt Reynolds was in the hospital with the flu. [Express]
  • The Internet death hoax trend strikes Mickey Rourke. He's fine, y'all. [Hollywood]
  • Tina Turner plans to denounce her U.S. citizenship and move to Switzerland. [L.A. Times]
  • Until recently, Daniel Day Lewis' 14-year-old son thought his dad worked in construction. [Hollywood]
  • Katy Perry went gambling in Vegas in a dress that (intentionally) matches a Popchips bag she designed for her new flavor "Katy's Kettle Corn." Why not? [People]
  • Taylor Swift refutes real estate rumors on a Spanish talk show: "People say that I'm buying houses all the time that I'm not buying. It's like… every time the press thinks I like a guy they say I am buying a house next to them." [Page Six]
  • Grammy-winning honey badger Adele skipped all the Golden Globes afterparties to go home and watch the broadcast in her PJs. [Entertainmentwise]
  • Prince made a dig at his ex-girlfriend Madonna while discussing his split with Warner Brothers: [Gigwise]
  • Shirley Temple joined Twitter. [Page Six]
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