Soledad O'Brien, imaginary bestie to grown up Lisa Simpson types the world over, can chalk up another victory in her ongoing war on bullshit. Today, noted Wisconsin Idiot Senator Ron Johnson made the common moron mistake of appearing as a guest on her program, and he got his condescending ass handed to him. It was beautiful. Like the Grand Canyon at sunset, maybe with a shirtless Paul Ryan crying loudly about the Green Bay Packers. That kind of beautiful.
If did not suffer a memory-erasing concussion in the last 24 hours, you likely recall Johnson's dickish Fox News talking point-tacular questions he directed toward the Secretary of State, and Clinton's perfectly fiery response. You also likely anticipated the amazing gifsplosion that would happen afterward.
You may not have anticipated that after the hearing, Johnson was going to dial up the dick even further, by telling Buzzfeed that his man brain was pretty much 100% positive that Clinton was being a fake crybaby in order to avoid answering his important Crazy Man With Blog questions. Here's the full quote, from the Buzzfeed piece,
I'm not sure she had rehearsed for that type of question. I think she just decided before she was going to describe emotionally the four dead Americans, the heroes, and use that as her trump card to get out of the questions. It was a good way of getting out of really having to respond to me.
When Soledad O'Brien had Johnson on his show, it was the perfect opportunity for Johnson to clarify what he meant when he said that. Or, you know, for Soledad to choke Johnson with his own words. Guess what happened?!
Ugh, women. Always fake crying, shopping, and reminding America that Ron Johnson is a dumbass..