I've always loved Joe Biden, whom I consider to be a major VPILF. America, however, prefers Hillary Clinton. A poll released Wednesday reveals that Clinton has a favorable-unfavorable rating of 67-26 percent, while Joe's rating is 48-37. The following GIF slideshow empirically demonstrates why Hillary owns Joe's ass.
Joe is down to earth.
Extremely down to earth.
He loves himself some babies.
He loves the ladies.
And the ladies love him.
He's a man's man.
He's not afraid to express himself
He says what's on his mind.
And you always know what's on his mind.
But Hillary isn't afraid of expressing herself either.
She's not afraid of letting you know what's on her mind.
Her Stateswomanship brings all the boys to the yard.
And she has fun, too.
And she knows how to get down.
Get way, way down.