How do I get on this show? I want Nina Garcia to dress me up in her love*! Is it like getting on What Not To Wear? Do I have to send in pictures of me wearing sandwich bags as a bra? Or do I need my coworkers to take photos of me wearing my clothes backwards and inside-out? Like, several of them so it looks like that happens on the regular. I will do what it takes.
As you can tell, the show is What Not to Wear with Nina Garcia as both Stacy and Clinton. Or Clarissa Explains It All with Nina Garcia as Clarisa. Basically, it's any show that's good, but even better because Nina Garcia is in it. At first I thought that Garcia might have a hard time dealing with
common disgusting slobs
real people, but she's actually quite charming. The highlight of this particular webisode is when she and the adorable grandma she's towering over can't stop themselves from saying the word "sexy" — it's mesmerizing.
Also, did you know that she has about 43 jobs. Of course you did, you're probably actively invested in at least four of them — I know I am! Also, she's a mom of two. Get it, Ni-Gar**.
*But I'd also want her to be really mean to me because it's NINA FUCKING GARCIA.