The Sandy Hook Elementary shooting has certainly heightened everyone's sensitivity to gun violence in schools, which can be a good thing if teachers and parents maintain their sense of proportion when they spot a sulking, disaffected student, and a pretty bad thing if they start sending kids to juvenile detention facilities for shitty doodling. Imagine, then, what sort of sensitivity to gun violence it must take for the authorities at a Mount Carmel, Penn. school to suspend a five-year-old girl for making a "terroristic threat" by bringing her bubble gun to school and allegedly telling her fellow kindergartners that she was going to kill them, and then herself.
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