Even though Lindsay Lohan seems poised
for a miraculous career resurgence to hang onto cultural relevance with all the viciousness of a ravenous capuchin, the oracles at TMZ think it's quite possible that she could be going back to jail. But how, you ask? Everything was...okay, it wasn't going well, exactly, but it was going. It's 2013 — America doesn't have the economic resources to sneak a Lindsay care package past prison guards anymore. If she goes back to jail, it would be nothing short of a national catastrophe.
You'll recall that the threat of jail time has been hanging over Lindz's head ever since she crashed her Porsche and fibbed to police about it. Her attorney Shawn Holley very nearly negotiated a plea deal (the prosecutor was willing to let Lohan plead no contest and agree to six-months probation), but then Holley was fired. Not only that, but there's a rumor floating around that Lindz hath scoffed at any sort of plea deal, even though prosecutors have some pretty solid evidence that she was in fact driving the Porsche the night of her accident. If the case does go to trial and Lohan is found guilty, she could face 19 months in jail, plus another 245 days on top of that for violating her probation. [TMZ]