Conservative Women Want You to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really.Katie Halper1/18/13 2:30pmFiled to: SexRoe v worldAbortionContraceptionshutterstockTopFb3602EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIf conservatives like sex, they sure need to do a better job of showing it. And it's not just lefty feminists like myself who think that. AdvertisementA woman at a panel held Wednesday night by the right-wing Independent Women's Forum on how to reach out to woman had the same take. Leslie Paige, 55, who works for an advocacy group promoting smaller government, had her mind on bigger things when she took the mic and said, "I just want to say one small word and the word is sex." Paige explained that college-aged women see Republicans as "a bunch of prudish, anti-sex, anti-reproductive freedom people." So Paige has a brilliant suggestion for combatting the image problem: bumper stickers that say "We Like Sex Too." The room went silent for a second, but then broke into a round of applause and hoots.Great! Now we can all go home. Not really. The problem that Paige doesn't get is that this isn't an image problem. This is a content problem. I'm happy that conservatives enjoy sex, but that doesn't mean the policies they and their party support aren't "anti-reproductive freedom." And if Paige doesn't think the conservative movement and the GOP isn't in opposition to reproductive freedom, she's in denial.AdvertisementAnd she's not the only one who thinks "De Nile" is a river in Egypt, if you get my "drift" (doy! Two puns in ONE sentence). The Independent Women's forum panelists pretended contraception was totes not an issue for conservatives. As Talking Points Memo reports,When prodded by audience questions, the panelists said that contraception was a non-issue. As [conservative blogger Mollie ] Hemingway put it, contraception was thought up by Democrats who found it tested well in focus groups despite being a completely settled issue. Her response was to urge Republicans to respond with their own accusations that are "just as crazy," something like, "they're stealing your hot dogs!"With all do respect to Mollie Hemingway, that is a bald-faced lie and an idiotic or totally dishonest comparison. (Maybe conservatives need to just stay away from comparisons for a while, because they're pretty shitty at them.) I mean, don't get me wrong: the comparison totally works in an alternate universe in which Democrats ran on stealing hot dogs. But science fiction aside, Republicans and not Democrats turned contraception into an issue when they, I dunno, "flipped out" about the Obamacare mandate that required employers to cover contraception. Rep. Darrell Issa made it an issue when he held an all-male hearing against birth control and barred Sandra Fluke from speaking. (Talk about good optics!) Paul Ryan made it an issue when he vowed that the contraception mandate would be gone on "day one" of the Romney presidency (remember when that was going to be a thing?). And these are just some examples, because we don't have all day.