This is funny! I was prepared to be kinda annoyed, but instead, I fell in love with all of these dudes. Without vaginas, there wouldn't be gay boys, because, like, they come out of them. And, as a woman, I want to say, "Thank vagina for that!" Because a significant portion of the most important moments in my life were experienced with a gay man by my side.
From their lips to your vagina: Thank you! (And from my vagina to your ears, "You're welcome!")