#34 is my favorite. Happy first non-teen birthday, you lil' tofu nugget.

Other Zayn Malik Facts:

  • Zayn Malik can walk on water if you ask him nicely.
  • Zayn Malik played zany mailman Cliff Clavin on the renowned sitcom Cheers.
  • Zayn Malik has never seen a dog in real life.
  • Zayn Malik was a codebreaker in World War II.
  • Despite his grizzled, hard-boiled appearance, Zayn Malik is an exceedingly gentle lover.
  • Zayn Malik is standing right behind you.

Have a good Saturday night!