This Crazy Candlestick Is Anthropologie's Most Expensive, Offensive Piece of Shit (Yet)S

Just. What? How did? I don't.

Anthropologie strikes again! This time, in descending order from the top, it's your worst nightmare cast into porcelain, Sarah Palin's house, a mammy from D.C., JFK on a bell (??), and a prop from the King and I.

No, this wasn't dug out of a bargain bin at an antiques store in Birmingham, it's a $398 dollar racist candlestick that's for sale at Anthropologie.

Also, how is the color LIGHT DENIM? And how is it TWO FEET TALL? Just know that if you used these, your candle would be three feet off your table.

I feel like if I saw them at someone's house, I'd awkwardly be like, "Did you make these?" And then back out the door, shifting eyes left to right to make sure a Klan member or a ghost didn't attack me.