Well, I'm not going to lie to you, today's comments had their minds in the gutter — everywhere I looked it was "suck this" and "blowjob that". In keeping with the spirit (you chose this path, not me!), COTD goes to StannisBaratheon for opening up the can of worms about penis length and fuck lists:
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.