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The Crate and Barrel catalog that arrived in our mailbox last night has a gaggle of giggling gals on the glassware page, some "snowed in" hipsters in the casual dining section, and then, at the very end, two adorable dudes showcasing cookware.

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Under "Us & Always," the copy reads:

Spend a Saturday night at home, cooking together, dining together. Music, candlelight and a good bottle of wine, and you can have the table as long as you like.

Swoon!

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One guy spices up the sauce…

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…While his partner drains the pot. These are not euphemisms. Or are they?

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Money shot! What a kitchen. There's a voyeuristic thrill in watching them be intimate together, but truth be told, we're dying to join in.