As if the cries of "Ten points for Gryffindor!" every time she answers a question in lecture correctly aren't humiliating enough, Emma Watson, returning to Brown to resume her studies in the winter semester, was stopped and questioned by customs at the passport desk at JFK because they thought she was an unaccompanied minor.
An "insider" (a janitor? A keychain on Emma's backpack? Neville Longbottom?) says: "Emma was mortified. Not only did they not know who she was they thought she was a child. It was very embarrassing but she managed to awkwardly laugh it off." Fuck it though, backpacks are hella practical, so who cares? [Glamour]
In an uncharacteristically classy turn of events (that's realistically most likely a savvy moneymaking move), Kimye have turned down a $3 million offer from a foreign tabloid for their spawn's first pictures. (For perspective: Brangelina got $4.1 million for Shiloh; a whopping $14 million for the twins.) They are probably just waiting for the bids to escalate, but they also rejected the idea of featuring the baby on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, so maybe they're turning over a new...? Nah. [TMZ]