Florida School District CFO in Trouble for Secret Porn Tumblr, But Is She Any Different Than the Rest of Us Perverts?

We should start a game called fake or Florida? It'll be very fun. I'll provide three insane stories and you'll tell me whether they actually happened in Florida or I made them up (or stole them for dystopian novels). It'll be a total crap shoot because there's nothing I (or Octavia Butler) could dream up that'd be crazier than some of the shit that goes down in the Sunshine State.

Today we have a school district administrator who is accused of posting lewd pictures, videos, and other titillating content to her "Secret Life of the MILF Next Door" Tumblr. Well, I guess that might not be that crazy, as I bet everyone here has another tab open to Tumblr and I also bet somewhere in that feed there's something sexxxy.

However, the issue here is that the woman, 47-year-old Hernando County Schools CFO Desiree Henegar, was posting nearly constantly — ranging from sexually explicit photos of herself, complaints about her terrible bosses, and tons of porn — during work hours.

Some examples:

"Sitting in an extremely boring meeting next to my big boss who has nasty cigar breath," she wrote at 11:13 a.m. "UGH!! I need to get out of here!!"

At 2:12 p.m, she posted an explicit image of two women performing oral sex on a man.

"Having inappropriate thoughts during a Board meeting," she wrote in a caption.

When the Tampa Bay Times asked Henegar about the account, she confirmed it was hers.

"It's a personal issue," she said. "That's my own account. I'm going to go ahead and delete that account right now. I don't want that to be public information."

However, it appears to be back up and running now.

If they wanted to go after Henegar for her Tumblr, it's the fact that she posts so fucking much during work that's gonna bite her in the edible thong-clad ass. According to the Tampa Bay Times :

In two months last summer, she posted nearly 300 times during work hours. On July 3, for example, she posted 11 times between 8:45 a.m. and 5 p.m.

One of her first posts that morning was an image of an exposed man. She wrote, "Damn! Why do I look at pictures like this at work? Damn!!"

She posted again at 9:14 a.m., 9:18 a.m., 10:18 a.m., 10:34 a.m., 12:18 p.m., 12:41 p.m., 4:32 p.m., 4:35 p.m. and 4:38 p.m. Five contained sexually explicit material.

That's a more rigorous posting schedule than here at Jez! This woman is basically a professional.

"I'm shocked," said School Board member John Sweeney. "If this all proves to be investigated and found true, I would fully expect she won't be in the district for any long period of time."

Henegar has yet to be fired, and I'm slow to cast a stone, since many of us are guilty of figuratively jacking off at work — wasting our time and the time of our employers while we cruise every site that's not behind a Firewall. Exactly how angry can we get at Henegar just because she was caught?

I guess I'm uneasy because she works at a school district, but, as a SFO, I'm guessing she's not working directly with children, and if she's competent at her job, and can keep her Tumbling to her lunch hour, I guess there's really nothing to be done. Well, except for the SUPER awkward board meetings she and the colleagues she talked shit on will have to sit through together. I'm sure quite a few pairs of eyes will be sneaking peeks at her computer screen, as well. Hmm, maybe she can get the Tumblr app on her phone? It's free, and fairly easy to use.

Hernando schools' finance officer posted porn, criticized boss during work hours [Tampa Bay Times]