Oh, Kim. Thank god you're here. Because the rest of the world got together and we all agreed that we're totally confused about whether or not growing a tiny weird person inside your body is "fun" like bumper cars or "not fun" like diarrhea. But you've got a thingy inside you right now—so WHICH IS IT!? Like fun or not like fun?


"When people say that pregnancy is, like, fun and they love it, I would have to disagree. ... I wouldn't say it's been easy," she tells Entertainment Tonight.

GOTCHA. Not like fun. (I tease because I love, girl. U kno it's tru.)


Of course, she adds, "I heard it's all worth it so I'm looking forward to that."

Question. Is this a human news article or a space memo that fell out of Kim Kardashian's intergalactic lab notebook? In which she chronicles her attempts to pass as a fertile earth woman in order to study the effects of gigantic bunz and synthetic robot emotions on human gif usage? Because just checking.

She knows a baby comes out at the end, right? And not, like, a hobo bag? It's a pregnancy—not a Shyamalan movie. If you don't already know the "twist" at the end, PLEASE READ SOME SPOILERS.