We've all experienced this dude, and he's the worst. Let's curse his name and throw things at the screen while he goes on and on in his gross way. Or, better yet, let's prepare all the things we want to say the next time someone approaches us while we're quietly sipping our almond milk latte and reading
back issues of
1Q84. Or, if we're in a bar or on the bus.
Let's rap. What are we going to say next time? Go away? I'm married? Your teeth make me uneasy? Have you killed before and how many?
[Via Caffeine Dreams]