Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can't Agree On Matrimonial Tattoos Because Life is Hard

OK! Magazine, which obviously rivals the Washington Post and the New Yorker in terms of quality, accuracy and general class JUST KIDDING it's basically toilet paper, reports that Brangelina are getting matching tattoos when they get married. However!

Angelina loves complicated and deeply thought-out tattoos that only have meaning to her and those closest to her. Brad likes something more visual and even suggested they do something a little silly, like a favorite cartoon character.

The day Angelina Jolie's walking around with Foghorn Leghorn on her upper boob to celebrate her joyous union is the day I will give up all worldly possessions and join the Krishnas who squat in Union Square and look lovingly at passersby all day. Seacrest out. [Gossip Cop]

OH, OH, ALSO: Brad Pitt maybe has hair extensions and Angelina thinks it's cheesy. [Gossip Cop]

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