Every year, World Net Daily presents a lucky lady with a "Woman of the Year" award, based on her ability to "represent goodness, womanliness, perseverance and character." Oooh, womanliness. A trait of utmost importance, second only to "wears lipstick at all times."
The womanly woman in question must have an "impact on wider American, and global opinion."
This year, the award goes to
a nonsensical pipecleaner with googly eyes Michelle Bachmann, the "gutsy, pro-life fiscal conservative who dared to vote against raising the debt ceiling," for her "extraordinary dedication to America's founding principles and steadfast defense of the Constitution."
Bachmann beat out runner-ups Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Phyllis Schlafly.
At least they didn't give the award to the "pre-born child"?
[h/t Huffington Post]