Attractive Perfect Couple Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Adopt Shelter Dog on Christmas EveS

I mean, COME ON! This is getting ridiculous. Stone and Garfield are the definition of all that and a bag of chips. I know, I can't help myself, they make me crazy. Or, maybe it's mostly her, but I don't know what's happening. I want to birth them as twins.

Adding to their Wonderful Quotient, this past Saturday the duo began fostering-to-adopt a two-year-old golden retriever (or so PEOPLE is saying, that doesn't look like she's 100% golden to me! Not that that's a bad thing, we are all god's dogs, and mutts live longer, are healthier, etc!) from Saving SPOT! dog rescue in LA.

"She was one of the dogs they first saw, but they weren't sure," a source told PEOPLE. "They left and they couldn't stop thinking about her, so they came back for her. And it's true love."

They finalized the adoption of the dog — now named Ren — on Christmas eve. The adorable Ren came from a high-kill Downey, CA, where she was surrendered by her previous owner.

Man, adopting your first dog as an adult is so thrilling. Congrats to the ideal family unit! I don't know why, I just can't get enough of these two. Maybe it's because they give us so little, they've got me craving more. Although, if they gave me more, I'd probably be annoyed with them. So fickle! I'm sure the Internet will turn on them at some point, but for now, let us bask in their perfection.