Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York, and Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away, which is pretty adorable. Winslet's rep acknowledged: "I can confirm that Kate Winslet married Ned Rocknroll in NY earlier this month in a private ceremony attended by her two children and a very few friends and family." Not even their parents were aware of the nuptials, apparently.
It's Winslet's third marriage (Jim Threapleton, Sam Mendes) and Rocknroll's second (
Jennifer Top40Latinfunk Eliza Pearson.) His name used to be Abel Smith until he changed it a few years ago ("Fun-loving Ned thinks that 'people take themselves too seriously' so he legally changed his last name to 'Rocknroll' in 2008," explains the Atlantic ). Sounds gr8? Best of luck to them. [NYDN]
Drake, Jimmy of Degrassi and acronym enthusiast, wants to see some yen for all the YOLO merchandise in stores now. On Christmas Eve, he posted some photos of the catchphrase on clothing at Macy's and Walgreens with the caption: "You gotta chill or cut the cheque." However, there are currently at least 100 U.S. trademark applications to patent the letters YOLO on a variety of products. So basically my favorite part of this story is that Drake was trolling Walgreens on Christmas Eve. :-| [MTV]