Chatty the orange cat, clearly the Daria of your average domestic feline, can't believe that her owners are taking this whole gift-giving thing so seriously. If Chatty were human, she would complain, "God, are we really listening to holllllliday music? I mean, like, did you know that Christmas trees actually began as a pagan tradition?" Then she would take a final, bored drag of her clove cigarette, throw it out of the girl's bathroom window, and just make it to AP Calc in time for the late bell.

Or she just thinks the wrapping paper makes a perturbing crinkling noise. Whatever.

[Tastefully Offensive]