This Purple-Haired Therapy Dog Wins at Life

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NEWTOWN, CT - DECEMBER 20: Therapy dog Chilly Pasternak from Richmond, Virginia gets a pat from his owner Jake Pasternak on December 20, 2012 in Newtown, Connecticut. Therapy dogs have been brought in from around the country to provide comfort to Newtown residents following last Friday's massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Six wakes and funeral services were held Thursday in the Newtown area for students and teachers who died in the tradegy. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)