Emergency Contraception Plan B// Emergency Negotiation Plan B
The result, in part, of a bonerThe creation, in part, of Boehner
Enables you to screw people without reproducing.Enables you to screw people without producing jobs; eliminates Child Tax Credit (CTC), and the American Opportunity Tax Credit (AOTC) for college expenses.
Affects womenAffects women, who would suffer 2/3 of the losses if such programs were cut
Doesn't protect you from dangers such STDsDoesn't protect you from dangers such trickle-down economics and spending cuts
Is divisive and controversialIs divisive and controversial: the Democrats hated it and Obama had said he'd veto it. Conservatives to the right of Boehner didn't like it either.
Is riskier than preventative measuresIs riskier than preventative measures like government spending
May cause nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, dizziness, and diarrheaMay cause nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, dizziness, and diarrhea