Cop a Feel for the Cure: Squeezing Boobs Makes Them Healthier

Well, if this isn't the greatest news for those of us without sensitive breasts! Researchers at UC Berkeley found that a little boob squeeze might prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer. Foreplay is the answer to everything, you guys!

The study involved injecting growing malignant breast epithelial cells within a gel into flexible silicone chambers. The scientists then applied compression during the first stages of cell growth, which squashed the cells. Crazy sexy cool science.

"People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies," said Gautham Venugopalan, a leading member of the research team at the University of California in Berkeley, United States.

"When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth - and reversion - of cancer cells."

Then, because malignant cells have not completely forgotten how to be healthy, they began growing in a more normal and organized way.

Fun sexy times and potential health benefits? Yes! The next time you see me, don't be alarmed when I greet you by just squeezing your breasts — I just want you to be healthy!

Signed,
your perv bff

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