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In last night's Miss Universe pageant — held in the historic international city of Las Vegas — a particular look was favored: Tanned beige skin, dark hair. Miss Peru, Miss Hungary, Miss Russia and were finalists.

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Miss St. Lucia, Miss Guyana and Miss Ghana were not.

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But Miss Brazil, Miss France and Miss Venezuela were.

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No love for Miss Bahamas, Miss British Virgin Islands, or Miss Haiti.

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Sunny blondes Miss Australia and Miss South Africa were the deviations from the look; Miss South Africa was the only African country chosen to be a finalist. Perhaps since Angola's Leila Lopes, Miss Universe 2011, was the first second blackAfrican Miss Universe, the organizers felt there was no need to recognize a black woman this year?

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Anyway! The evening gown competition was… interesting. Miss Mexico wore a fiery red circus-trainer-mauled-by-tiger getup. Miss Philippines wore a shimmery cupcake wrapper. And Miss Venezuela wore a postmodern Christmas tree skirt.

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Miss Brazil, Miss France and Miss South Africa were silver belles.

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Miss USA, Miss Australia and Miss Russia were in red, white and blue — just like their flags.

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Tan skin and dark hair wins! Congrats to Miss USA, who now rules the Universe.