Introducing the Boobypack: a Fannypack For Your BoobsLaura Beck12/19/12 10:30pmFiled to: BoobypackkickstarterClothingBrastweetFb166EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink You know how you stuff everything and its mother down your bra in hopes of keeping track of it? I swear, my bra is worse/better than Mary Poppins' carpet bag, a magical treasure trove of hundies and phone numbers from hotties. GET IT LAURA. JK, it's mostly loose change and used toothpicks.AdvertisementIf you're a baller like me, you can now party to the breaka breaka dawn and not worry about your valuables falling out when your underwire busts. Thanks to the boobypack, a sports bra with storage.The boobypack has a side pocket that zips your goodies (your stuff, not your boobs) into place for the evening. It's water resistant, so if you tend to sweat a lot (because you're in great shape, like me!), then you won't ruin your iPhone (like I did at a wedding on Crete last summer. True story, IMPRESSED?) (Please?).I'm into this, even if the rave marketing joke is kinda goofy, and I'm pretty sure anyone larger than a C cup would be uncomfortable in it. I'll probably support the project — even though fuck you, kickstarter — so I can wear it in the shower or go to the gym or whatever it is you humans do.