You know how there are only three certainties in life: Death, taxes, and cats are terrifying bastards? Well, those first two are still true but the cat thing is now in dispute, thanks to the common household printer! Apparently cats cannot handle that crazy fuck.

Don't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow morning with either a house full of dead printers or dead cats. Only one can win! (The smart money is on the cats.)

[via Fark]