Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we frolic through the tabloid forest in search of merry critters bearing gossip. This week, Eva Longoria is dating a political figure; Jennifer Aniston is having twins again; Bethenney Frankel is getting divorced; and Britney Spears is off her meds. Lay yourself down on the mossy banks of the bubbling brook and let's do this.
"Yes, I'm Pregnant — With Twins!"
Please do not be shocked when you open this magazine and find that there are NO DIRECT QUOTES from Jennifer Aniston. Merely this sentence: "Friends say Jen is not only pregnant at last, but that she and fiancé Justin Theroux are expecting twins — a boy and a girl." An "insider" claims her fertility treatments worked, Jennifer Aniston does not utter the words "Yes, I'm pregnant." BTW! Star had this exact same cover line in December 2011. And before that, in 2008, when Jen was supposedly incubating John Mayer's twins. Even if she does have a fetus a-cookin' — multiple mags are saying so — this "quote" is not a quote.
Grade: F (vulture)