Last Minute Christmas Present Idea?: Chicks and DicksS

Well what in the flying fuck is this?! From artist Brittany Zagoria, it's a series of birds hanging out/with penises. I don't know what's happening but these paintings make me both laugh and gross me out. So, uh, best thing ever?

When you're done looking at that, you might be ready to check out Presidents with Boob Faces. Internet, you so crazy. No, I mean, you are HELLA CRAZY. Someone get the internet a straight-jacket because shit is getting out of control!