I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a glørgle. Honestly, all this white makes me think that their next endeavor is to hawk menstrual products. And any real lady knows that nothing says "Christmas" like the continued freshness of her KardashiJennerGina. [KimKardashian.com, E!]
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