What a terrible friend Kelly Clarkson has turned out to be! First, we learn that she's actually one of those twitchy Ron Paul supporters who nevertheless uses our sprawling highway system with nary a thought to its genesis, and now she tells us about her engagement to talent manager Brandon Blackstock, stepson of Reba McEntire, on Twitter. Really, at this point in Kelly Clarkson's career, it seems like we at least deserve a mass text so that some guileless fools among us can inevitably respond with embarrassingly enthusiastic ejaculations like, "Aw, congratz Kellz!!!" followed by a preemptive, "And yes — I'll totes be your ring bearer." Instead, Kellzipan (like marzipan only with singing) broadcast the news through the fjords of social media, telling Twitter followers, "I'M ENGAGED! I wanted y'all to know!! Happiest night of my life last night!" Then self-awareness set in and Kellzipan was all, "I'm sure you'll find someone too. It's not too late =/." Fine, that didn't happen, but I bet none of us are invited to the wedding, so there. [Reuters]
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