A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer, who leered: "Seen a lot of you lately." Guh-ross.

She replied:

"It was obviously an unfortunate incident. It kind of made me sad on two accounts. One was that I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable moment, and rather than delete it, and do the decent thing, sells it. And I'm sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies the sexuality of unwilling participants. Which brings us back to Les Mis [...] So lets get back to Les Mis."

Well played, brah. +10000.


Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

The Spice Girls musical Viva Forever opened on the West End and promptly got panned, which kind of sucks because its scribe Jennifer Saunders is, in fact, pretty awesome. Some critics' thoughts:

"I'll tell you what I wanted, what I really, really wanted - I wanted this terrible show to stop."

"This musical is tawdry, lazy and unedifying."

"lacking in any truly original or challenging spark."

"charmless, messy, lackluster"

"a prize Christmas turkey."

SICKBURN, BRITISH STYLE. [Washington Post]


Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'S

Today in famous uterus updates, Jennifer Aniston "drank water" at herself and Justin Theroux's engagement party on Sunday, so everyone is pooping themselves about whether she is "making way for a baby," rather than just trying to, you know, hydrate. "Jen loves a party, so it was noticed," says someone who sounds like a toxic friend. [News.com.au]

Awesome, let's also yell at her about not visiting her mom in the hospital. [Radar]


Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

Ew, and you're very welcome, world: Nick Cannon told Howard Stern that he and Mariah Carey have sex to Mariah Carey's music, and Cannon also jerks off to her song "Hero" when she's not around. "Don't you masturbate to your wife?" Cannon asks Stern, surprised. Is it weird that I think that's kind of romantic? [TMZ]


Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

Drew Barrymore and the baby that came out of her body recently were on the cover of People. [People]


  • Jennifer Lawrence beat Kristen Stewart as this year's Most Desirable Woman in Hollywood. I'm sure Kristen's real torn up about it. [Hollywood Life]
  • Miley Cyrus's dog, Lila, died. :( [People]
  • Renowned French doofus Gerard Depardieu apparently moved to Belgium for fewer taxes. [Contact Music]
  • Trent Reznor and Dr. Dre are launching a music-streaming player. [The Guardian UK]
  • Influential sitarist Ravi Shankar has passed away. [Time]
  • Lily Allen has been dressing her 12-month-old like an elf. And the heart says YOLO? [TV3ie]
  • Shia LaBeouf will co-star in a Broadway play called Orphans with Alec Baldwin that I probably won't be seeing. [NYT]
  • Brooke Mueller is leaving her kids with Denise Richards during her umpteenth stay in rehab. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan is in trouble. What the fuck else is new? Sometimes I feel like this job is like Groundhog Day. [TMZ]
  • Bigmouth strikes again: Morrissey blames the "arrogance" of the royal family for the death of London nurse Jacintha Saldanha. [The Guardian]
  • Ice-T and Coco keep a united front after their recent marital problems. GOOD. [Us Weekly]
  • Chris Pratt gained 60 pounds for a role. [Us Weekly]
  • God, of COURSE Taylor Swift is into Dirty Dancing. [Hollywood Life]
  • Jenna Bush Hager is pregnant with her first child. [Page Six]
  • I guess Brett Ratner saved Paz de la Huerta's life one time? [Page Six]
  • Go buy the gold tuxedo Beyoncé wore in the "Love On Top" video for all the money in the world. [Page Six]
  • This picture of some Downton Abbey cast members in a New York subway will actually make your day. [NYDN]
  • Ricky Martin will join the UN for a conference on LGBT human rights. [The Advocate]