Grumpy cat speaks! And this is what we learned:

  • She speaks in the voice of an adorable little girl.
  • Her favorite foods are tuna and coffee cake.
  • She's afraid of heights and jumping.
  • She hates New York and the the Today Show.
  • She does not like to be called Grumpy Cat because she is not grumpy. She prefers her original name of Tardar Sauce.

  • Sorry, kitten, but Tardar Sauce is a terrible (and offensive!) name so it looks like Grumpy Cat is just going to have to grow on you.