An Australian ad for Quay toothpaste has ripped off every Orbit commercial ever, which all go something like this: bad, dirty thing happens to a person, but that person remains unflappable, flashing a glittering row of fresh, clean teeth because Orbit gum makes you feel like a diligent maidservant has been inside of your mouth, scrubbing the grout between your teeth with a Sham Wow. In the Quay ad's re-imaging, Quay makes even a dissatisfying sexual liaison worthy of a smile, because, even lying prone and unfulfilled on a mattress next to your impatient lover, your mouth is super clean and that makes you feel like smiling on the outside even if you're fucking pissed on the inside.

via Buzzfeed