Sugar Bear’s High Blood Pressure Nearly Ruined a Very Boo Boo Christmas GatheringS

Sugar Bear, the patriarch of Clan Boo Boo, almost ruined Christmas forever for some unlucky children by having a bit of a health scare during the family's Christmas toy drive outside the ancestral home in Georgia. You see, Sugar Bear usually plays the role of Santa Claus at these charity events, which entails him handing out toys and letting wary children sit on his lap and whisper their wildest consumerist dreams in his ear. This year, however, Sugar Bear was complaining that he didn't feel well, so paramedics were called to the Boo Boo home to check him out, and no one was allowed to sit on his lap for fear that his blood pressure was too high, and that he was one particularly greedy child away from having a stroke and forcing scores of children to watch the EMTs carry Santa's prone, motionless body away on a gurney. Ho, ho, ho. [E!]

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