Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has DiedS

Oh my fuck, this is the saddest thing, not to mention positively Dourtney-esque: Kim Kardashian's four-month-old teacup Persian, Mercy has died. After discovering she was allergic to cats, Kardashian had passed Mercy on to Khloé Kardashian Odom's assistant, Sydney Hitchcock, whose 12-year-old cat had just died. All was well until November 26, when Mercy was rushed to the vet with a fatal stomach infection. Nothing was going to save her, so she was euthanized. Kardashian writes on her blog:

It broke not only my heart that little Mercy died at only four months old, but Sydney's too. Mercy was a gentle and loving kitten and we are all going to miss her so much. Thanks to Sydney for making Mercy's short life one filled with love.

GUYS, WHAT AN UN-FUN START TO SATURDAY. :(((( [E!]

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