The Daily Mail has perfected the art of trolling with its incendiary headlines, and today is no different. The article, "Childless couples have higher risk of dying prematurely but adopting may reduce chances of an early death," has an equally hilarious accompanying stock photo of a happily smug family, and refers to having children as "life-fulfillment" that could "extend your years." And among possible risks of early death for sad, selfish childless people are "risky behaviors" like drinking, drugs, depression, psychiatric illness, and physical illness linked to infertility.
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