Following last week's fascinating Twitter feud with comedy writer Jenny Johnson, Chris Brown suspended his feed—thus depriving the general public of up-to-the-minute updates on what's happening inside the brain of Brown. A NATIONAL TRAGEDY. But don't worry—tragedy averted. He's back.
He hasn't tweeted anything new but on his Instagram, he posted a picture of Rihanna clad in underwear and wrapped in a blanket smoking a cigarette. It's the most clothing we've seen on her in a while.
Brown captioned the shot: "What would music today sound like if these kids didn't exist?"
It's the first photo of the seemingly reunited pair in which both of their faces are clearly visible. Last week, Rihanna posted a shot of her hugging and kissing the man who sent her to the hospital in 2009.
Zzzzzzzzzzz fart zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (repeat x forever). [NYP]
Comedian Katt Williams is currently rampaging all over my personal town (Seattle, WA), brandishing pool cues and throwing lit cigarettes into people's eyeballs:
"Williams picked up a pool stick, raised it up and pointed it at his face," the report said. "He continued to state if he hadn't stepped back the stick would have hit in the the face."
When the manager asked him to put the stick down, Williams said "What if I don't?" and jabbed the stick toward him again, the report said.
"At one point during the altercation, Williams followed a family outside of the bar where, as the family got into their car, Williams flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman, striking her just below her eye," the police news release said. "Williams also threw a rock at the family's car."
Williams was booked into King County Jail, and subsequently bailed out by Suge Knight. Never a good sign. Here's hoping he gets whatever help it is that he needs. Because something's...gone wrong. [CNN]
Fucking golden god of artistic achievement Adam Levine has some strong words for Honey Boo Boo:
Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn't mean it's good. So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't mean they're good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That's. Ever. Happened. It's complete fucking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. Fuck those people. You can put that in the magazine: Fuck those idiots. They're just the worst. Sorry, I'm so sensitive to that-like, I don't know, man, it's upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, "FUCK THOSE PEOPLE."
Make a note of it: People who don't behave in ways that Adam Levine is comfortable with (such as [formerly] poor fat country people lovin' life and being super endearing and not giving any fucks) are Adam Levine's idea of "the decay of Western civilization." Ugh, that guy. [DListed]
Double ugh, people today! So many people doing so much garbage stuff! Ugh! Bobert Kardashian tweeted a bunch of disgusting shit about his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora (coining the suuuuuuuper clever trending topic #RitaWhora because WORDSMITH). Apparently she cheated on him with "20 dudes" (I don't really give a care if she did or didn't, but...did she really? Who has the time?) and it means she's a disgusting whore who doesn't deserve a career:
"She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!," Kardashian ranted in the now deleted posts. "I'm actually disgusted a woman could give up her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year's time whle trying to start a career."
Hey there, you talentless sucking flesh wound of a person. WHO ARE YOU EVEN? WHAT IS YOUR JOB? While you're sitting around doing nothing (being the most pointless person in a family known for staggering pointlessness), try getting caught up on the last 1000 years of gender politics. Sorry you got cheated on, but the number of people she cheated with has no bearing on her worth as a person. Just her shittiness as a girlfriend. [VH1]
- Brooke Burke-Charvet has a "positive attitude" about her thyroid surgery. She seems really nice. [E!]
- Kat Von D says she needs protection from a delusional fan. [TMZ]
- Minnie Driver and David Duchovny are totally doing it (with their genitals!) maybe. [CelebSlam]
- Robert Pattinson had dinner with Richard Gere. [Express]
- Mindy Kaling had lunch with Reese Witherspoon. [E!]
- Apparently this link contains video of Lea Michele and Kate Hudson doing a "sexy dance-off," but unfortunately I will not be watching it. Don't tell me how it is because I do not care. [E!]
- Shakira's ex-boyfriend is suing her for $100 million. [Us]
- Surprising nobody but a baby rabbit that just opened its eyes for the first time and literally doesn't know a single thing, Mike Tyson says he was high on cocaine during the filming of The Hangover. [Express]
- Here's Sansa Stark in a wig. [ONTD]
- Here's DMX singing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," so can you PLEASE stop asking already? [TheLifeFiles]