Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of GriefS

NBC has just announced that country singer and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood will portray Maria Von Trapp — the role originally played to perfection by the radiant Julie Andrews — in a TV remake of The Sound of Music. There are no words for what we are feeling about this atrocity. Instead: the Kübler-Ross stages of grief as told through gifs.

Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of Grief

1. Denial.

Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of GriefS

2. Anger

Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of GriefS

3. Bargaining

Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of GriefS

4. Depression

Carrie Underwood Will Play Maria in The Sound of Music: The Stages of Grief

5. Acceptance