The long arm of Floridian law has finally caught up with the mysterious aquatic rodeo rider who saddled up a manatee back in October and rode recklessly over the waves like a sea-faring Calamity Jane angling to do battle with King Triton's army of seahorses. Or like a person who has owned far too many Lisa Frank ocean galaxy posters. Or like a person who doesn't respect the personal space of slow-moving wild animals.
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This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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