Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On Intruders In Her GarageS

The champion eaters among us know that Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint. Lady Gaga, who was staying at a house in Peru before her concert in Lima on Friday, was going for a fourthmeal of festive leftovers in the nude (I hear you, Gaga; the turkey sweats are real) when this happened, as she recounted on Twitter:

She added:

Mother Monster didn't call the cops and displayed admirable good humor about the whole situation: "I should be mad i guess except i tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but theres no cat-flap." [Gather Celebs]

Even more props: Gaga spent Thanksgiving at Lima's Infant Jesus of Prague home for sexually abused girls between the ages of two and thirteen. Also, her blue hair looks awesome. [Fox News]

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