Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On Intruders In Her Garage

The champion eaters among us know that Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint. Lady Gaga, who was staying at a house in Peru before her concert in Lima on Friday, was going for a fourthmeal of festive leftovers in the nude (I hear you, Gaga; the turkey sweats are real) when this happened, as she recounted on Twitter:

She added:

Mother Monster didn’t call the cops and displayed admirable good humor about the whole situation: “I should be mad i guess except i tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but theres no cat-flap.” [Gather Celebs]

Even more props: Gaga spent Thanksgiving at Lima’s Infant Jesus of Prague home for sexually abused girls between the ages of two and thirteen. Also, her blue hair looks awesome. [Fox News]

• Justin Bieber got a Diamond Jubilee Medal for being an internationally outstanding Canadian from the Prime Minister of Canada and wore overalls to the ceremony. [Gawker]
• Channing Tatum emailed Joseph Gordon-Levitt twice as the latter performed his Magic Mike sendup on SNL: “His first email he was like ‘You’re killing it’ and the second email was ‘Humping the floor = amazing’.” [Express]
• I’m thankful that Beyonce posted some pictures of Blue Ivy’s first Thanksgiving. [MTV]
• Octomom followed suit with her brood. 😐 [TMZ]
• No pictures, but Rihanna spent her Thanksgiving with Chris Brown. [Express]
• This would be Halle Berry’s fiancee Olivier Martinez making a liquor store run the day after his fight with her ex Gabriel Aubry. [Us Weekly]
• I’m calling it: Aubry appeared to have fared slightly worse. [TMZ]
• Jada Pinkett-Smith swam, frolicked. [Us Weekly]
• “One kid was saying, ‘Can I have that plate he touched?'” —What happens when Fiddy volunteers to serve Thanksgiving meals to Sandy victims. [Page Six]
• Breaking news: Jessica Simpson’s husband and baby are cute. Alert all major media outlets. [Us Weekly]
• Demi Moore is rumored to be withholding complete divorce papers from Ashton Kutcher because she’s one of the supposed Bitter Old Cougars the tabloids like so much. [Radar Online]
• If you happen to be in the market for a $16.75 beach house, buy one sanctioned by Usher and Diddy. [Bossip]
• This picture of Lenny Kravitz indicates that there are a bunch of naked mannequins in the window of every Tri-State area Anthropologie. [Bossip]
• Hector “Macho” Camacho has died after being taken off life support. [LA Times]
• Coldplay is taking a three-year break. What will mediocre primetime TV dramas do now? Bang on tin cans? [Hollywood Life]
• Dallas actor Larry Hagman has passed away at 81. [The Daily Beast]
• Real World alum David “Puck” Rainey began his stint in the clink for stalking a woman. [TMZ]