Maybe you slept through the parade because you're visiting your ancestral home after a prolonged absence and got totally wasted last night. Good for you. While we can't recreate the magic of today's Macy's Day Parade, we can take what is known in the wormhole business as a "journey through time" back to the 1939 Macy's Day Parade, featuring a penis-faced Pinocchio and a garish Donald Duck. Enjoy!